when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)
this is really powerful. wow.
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
i wish there was a scent of candle that smelt like the smoke after a candle has just been blown out
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on.
Do this because fun
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
son: dad what’s for dinner?
dad: dinner? nope. i said 1000 RTs or no dinner. sorry
son: we haven’t eaten in days
dad: 1000 RTs or we starve
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.